LAST TIME ON: Skyrim

Another beautiful day in the land of Skyrim! (BTW I play on an Xbox)

Well I've had quite enough fun on my Bad ass warrior imperial I think its high time I start a new character!

Last time I made a character his stupid name haunts me till this very day because I was on the name creation menu and I thought, "Oh I forgot to give him a blind eye!" because I was making a wise ninja master who always has robes on and carries nothing but a katana (cause you can get those ya know!)

But what had happened was that I hit cancel not ok and I THOUGHT it would take me back to the creation screen but noooooo CANCEL AND DONE DO THE SAME THING.

So thank you Bethesda, for forever branding my character with the name, "Prisoner"

Well anyways on with the story. So I decided to make a new character just to mess around with, and I gave him the Face of Herobrine but imagine Herobrine making "DAT ASS" face.

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And to put the cherry on top I made him wear no clothes all the time but Hide Bracers and Imperial Boots and called him Cupid. Now on Cupid's first day of life he beat up some people, killed some giants, got mugged, but nothing tops his most thrilling tale yet:

ATTACK OF THE LOW-RES BEAR DRAGON

Now almost all veterans of Sktrim have faced a dragon or two in their life times, and those who have the luck of somebody like me have gotten into situations where its You VS. A Dragon VS. A giant VS A Mammmoth VS A Bear VS A Pack of wolves. And boy are those days fun! But Cupid was have a very special day of bad luck.

I had fastraveled to a near by fishermen's house on my way to Dawnstar and (now this is a normal thing for me) I fastravel and 15 seconds into me running around after traveling a dragon appears. Normally Its no biggy for me with my Dwarven Bow of Blazes and my Hide Bracers, and so I chase him up a mountain to see If I can get him to land. But hes not attacking me at all hes chasing something up the mountain as well. I normally figured it was just a wolf and he will come back down to tango with me any moment now..

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Well its been a while and he is still going ape shit up there. so i decided to check things out, and it turns out he is fighting a bear on a ledge and the bear is WINNING. Then I think my Xbox had a seizure and something went terribly terrible wrong. The bear decided to step forward and fall of the cliff, well you would think he would anyway.

BUT NO. He lands ON TOP of the Dragon instead (Still fighting each other might I add) and the game decides to Re-render to see WTF is going on and the dragon teleports under ground and you just see its wings spazing out under ground and the bear's feet stuck under round then they rocket into the air and chase after me. Yes a bear RIDING a dragon chasing ME. But the dragon some how escaped the re-render and was all blocky and low resolution. Like the polygons were all generic and it was well the weirdest fucking thing Iv'e ever seen.

And I died.

But the Dragon Bear Lived Happily Ever After!

THE END.

-Captain Rizer