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Amelia: If you're a doctor, then why does your box say "police"? [She gives him the apple, he bites it and spits it out.]
The Doctor: That's disgusting. What is that?
Amelia: An apple.
The Doctor: Apple's rubbish. I hate apples.
Amelia: You said you loved them.
The Doctor: No, no, no. I love yogurt, yogurt's my favourite, give me yogurt.
[Amelia runs, gets yogurt and hands it to him..
The Doctor: [Opens it, gulps it down then spits it out] I hate yogurt! Just...stuff with bits in.
Amelia: You said that it was your favorite!
The Doctor: New mouth, new rules. Its like eating after cleaning your teeth. Everything tastes WROOOONG. Ahhh! [body jerks in different directions]
Amelia: What is that? Whats wrong with you?
The Doctor: Wrong with me? Its not my fault. Why can't you give me any decent food? You're Scottish, fry something.
[Amelia opens stove and cooks.]
The Doctor: [drying hair with a towel] Ahhh bacon. [Eats it and spits it out] Bacon. That's bacon. Are you trying to poison me?
[Amelia cooking.]
The Doctor: Ahh you see? Beans. [Eats then spits in sink.] Beans are evil! Bad, bad beans!
[Amelia spreading butter on bread looking skeptical]
The Doctor: Bread and butter. [Smiling]. Now you're talking. [throws it out of the door like a frisbee, cat howls, dog barks] AND STAY OUT!
[The Doctor pacing, Amelia looking in fridge.]
Amelia: Got some carrots.
The Doctor: Carrots?! Are you insane?! No, wait, hang on. I know what I need. [Searching the fridge] I need...I need...I need...[pulls out a box of fish fingers] fish fingers [takes out a carton of custard] and custard!

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Amy: It's you. You came back.
The Doctor: 'Course I came back, I always come back. Something wrong with that?
Amy: And you kept the clothes.
The Doctor: Well I just saved the world, the whole planet, for about the millionth time, no charge. Yeah, shoot me! I kept the clothes.
Amy: Including the bow tie.
The Doctor: Yeah, it's cool. Bow ties are cool.
Amy: Are you from another planet?
The Doctor: Yeah.
Amy: 'K.
The Doctor: So, what do you think?
Amy: What?
The Doctor: Other planets, wanna check some out?
Amy: What does that mean?
The Doctor: It means, well, it means come with me.
Amy: Where?
The Doctor: Wherever you like.
Amy: All that stuff that happened, the hospital, the spaceships, Prisoner Zero...
The Doctor: Oh, don't worry, that's just the beginning. There's loads more.
Amy: Yeah, but those things, those amazing things, all that stuff... That was two years ago!
The Doctor: Oh... Oops.
Amy: Yeah!
The Doctor: So that's-
Amy: Fourteen years!
The Doctor: Fourteen years since fish custard. Amy Pond, the girl who waited. You've waited long enough.
Amy Pond: When I was a kid, you said there was a swimming pool and a library and the swimming pool was in the library.
The Doctor: Yeah, not sure where it's got to now. It'll turn up. So, coming?
Amy Pond: No.
The Doctor: You wanted to come fourteen years ago.
Amy Pond: I grew up.
The Doctor: Don't worry, I'll soon fix that.
[The Doctor snaps his fingers and the TARDIS door opens.]

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[The Doctor and Amy are standing over an exhibit in a museum, a futuristic black box]
The Doctor: The writing... the graffiti: Old High Gallifreyan. [dramatically] The lost language of the Time Lords. There were days, there were many days, where these words could burn stars, raise up empires, and topple gods.
Amy: What does this one say?
The Doctor: [hesitates, then, exasperatedly] "Hello sweetie".

Did you notice all these quotes are Amy to the 11th Doctor they are my favorite character Amy because she make the 11th doctor look stupid a lot and the doctor because he random in a funny way.