Worst competition ideas ever

Discussion in 'Humor' started by SYC, Aug 10, 2010.

  1. SYC Level 3: Paratroopa

    Recently on the Philip Defranco show It was mentioned that a man died at the world sauna championships. He basically cooked himself and died. While terribly sad I must see the humour here. Someone was determined to stay in a 250 degree Fahrenheit room to win something.

    So I ask you what is the stupidest competition that you have heard of or can think up. My entry is below.


    Created:
    World Hi-Dive Belly Flop onto Unicorns Championships.
    or WHDBFUC (pernounced "Whad Bu Fuc")

    "Awww he missed the horn!"


    EDIT by Kyoo: I fixed your video
  2. repairmanman Level 9: Spike Top

    created:
    World Hot Lead and Arsenic Swallowing Competition
    or WHLaASC(pronounced whal-a-ask)

    "No fair, he diluted his"
  3. J Squared Level 7: Bloober

    Created:
    Super Smash Bros. Melee - Wavedash the Furthest - No One on Bowser / Zelda - Items Muted - Best Ever Tournament, Tiers Embarrass Retards - FD Always, Gaylord
    ...or SSBM-WTF-NOOBZ-IM-BETTER-FAG.

    "My wavedash penis is bigger than your wavedash penis!"
    "I play in TOURNAMENTS, so obviously I'm better than you, you nublet! [IMG]"
  4. uglyrodent Level 9: Spike Top

    Heard of:
    Created:
    who can drink a gallon of milk in under an hour?

    Thought up:
    Who can draw the largest penis in public without offending someone?
  5. fire sonic power Level 7: Bloober

    I onc e heard of a ridiculos competition named:

    "Who's got the biggest Balls"

    You guys obviously never heard of it because it's ancient history.Basically the competitor neede to create a giant plastic ball (That's right I said plastic!!). Whoever builds the biggest ball would win a lot of cash like two million or something like that.
  6. Ganymede Level 12: Super Mod

    WHO CAN WAX THE MOST CATS?
  7. SYC Level 3: Paratroopa

    Yeh I am almost positive that would leave people with no skin on their arms or chest.
  8. insaneninja Level 6: Lakitu

    from the saying "more stuff than you can shake a stick at"

    the stick shaking contest :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    and the unnecessary smilies contest :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
  9. J Squared Level 7: Bloober

    WHO CAN OUTSWIM THE MOST PIRANHAS?
  10. Ganymede Level 12: Super Mod

    WHO CAN OUTLIVE THEIR CHILDREN?
  11. Ravior Level 8: Hammer Bro

    BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

    Created:

    "Who can hit a home run with no hands?"

    Random words that somehow pertain the the competition idea I just made up.
  12. uglyrodent Level 9: Spike Top

    Who Can Take The Longest Shit
    In terms of either shit length, or time it takes to take it.
  13. nintendofan Level 4: Buzzy Beetle

    Who can annoy the forum admin the most?
  14. J Squared Level 7: Bloober

    WHO CAN OUTMANEUVER THE MOST BULLETS?
  15. Ganymede Level 12: Super Mod

    WHO CAN OFFEND THE MOST FUNERAL HOME EMPLOYEES?
  16. Ravior Level 8: Hammer Bro

    WHO CAN DANCE WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE SUNSHINE THAT YOU CAN FEEL LIVING IN THE CITY?
  17. J Squared Level 7: Bloober

    WHO CAN EAT THE MOST FOOD FROM THE SOUP KITCHEN?
  18. Ganymede Level 12: Super Mod

    WHO CAN ADOPT THE MOST ORPHANS?
  19. uglyrodent Level 9: Spike Top

    [highlight=red]WHO CAN USE THE MOST OBNOXIOUS TEXT[/highlight]
  20. J Squared Level 7: Bloober

    WHO CAN SPAM THE "WORST COMPETITION IDEAS EVER" THREAD THE LONGEST?

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