Worst competition ideas ever

Recently on the Philip Defranco show It was mentioned that a man died at the world sauna championships. He basically cooked himself and died. While terribly sad I must see the humour here. Someone was determined to stay in a 250 degree Fahrenheit room to win something.

So I ask you what is the stupidest competition that you have heard of or can think up. My entry is below.


Created:
World Hi-Dive Belly Flop onto Unicorns Championships.
or WHDBFUC (pernounced "Whad Bu Fuc")

"Awww he missed the horn!"

EDIT by Kyoo: I fixed your video

created:
World Hot Lead and Arsenic Swallowing Competition
or WHLaASC(pronounced whal-a-ask)

"No fair, he diluted his"

Created:
Super Smash Bros. Melee - Wavedash the Furthest - No One on Bowser / Zelda - Items Muted - Best Ever Tournament, Tiers Embarrass Retards - FD Always, Gaylord
...or SSBM-WTF-NOOBZ-IM-BETTER-FAG.

"My wavedash penis is bigger than your wavedash penis!"
"I play in TOURNAMENTS, so obviously I'm better than you, you nublet! "

Heard of:
Created:
who can drink a gallon of milk in under an hour?

Thought up:
Who can draw the largest penis in public without offending someone?

I onc e heard of a ridiculos competition named:

"Who's got the biggest Balls"

You guys obviously never heard of it because it's ancient history.Basically the competitor neede to create a giant plastic ball (That's right I said plastic!!). Whoever builds the biggest ball would win a lot of cash like two million or something like that.

Yeh I am almost positive that would leave people with no skin on their arms or chest.

from the saying "more stuff than you can shake a stick at"

the stick shaking contest

and the unnecessary smilies contest

WHO CAN OUTSWIM THE MOST PIRANHAS?

BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

Created:

"Who can hit a home run with no hands?"

Random words that somehow pertain the the competition idea I just made up.

Who Can Take The Longest Shit
In terms of either shit length, or time it takes to take it.

Who can annoy the forum admin the most?

WHO CAN OUTMANEUVER THE MOST BULLETS?

WHO CAN DANCE WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE SUNSHINE THAT YOU CAN FEEL LIVING IN THE CITY?

WHO CAN EAT THE MOST FOOD FROM THE SOUP KITCHEN?

[highlight=red]WHO CAN USE THE MOST OBNOXIOUS TEXT[/highlight]

WHO CAN SPAM THE "WORST COMPETITION IDEAS EVER" THREAD THE LONGEST?